Thursday, June 02, 2005

Kitten Killer

How do I redeem myself? I killed a poor, innocent, tiny kitten yesterday. I don't mean an unavoidable hit-and-run type killing - I mean a slow-speed drive-over. Thu-thump. Don't get me wrong, I didn't want to murder the sweet, furry critter. It was kinda, sorta unavoidable... Traffic was backed up behind me after a 10 minute wait for the train to cross the tracks, traffic was already speeding by in the next lane. What could I do? If I had put it in park and tried to rescue the floundering feline, I would have been a victim of road rage myself, I'm sure of it!

All I can say is, God, I am extremely sorry for killing one of your precious creatures. I actually cried for the next three minutes until I got to work.

I feel terrible.

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