Dr. Jimothy asks "Who is Dr. Who"? Well...

There’s a Tardis in my office. Well, not in my office, but in the adjoining office. It disguises itself as a cabinet for storing architectural drawings, but it’s way too suspicious for my liking. The first piece of evidence is that it stands well away from any wall, it’s just right there, a foot or so off the beaten path to the restroom. Why, I ask it, is it not leaning up against a wall, like any normal, well mannered cabinet? It doesn’t answer. The second evidentiary matter is that it’s around the size of a police call box (an English one); the dynamics just perfect for quantum leaping. Is it the original Tardis in disguise, or is it a distant cousin, lost in both time and space? I was going to bring a long scarf in from home, open the door as if to enter and pose for a photo. But I thought better of it: I’m scared.